Whatever your requirements or needs, we can design and create your application to your specifications utilising the latest and best technologies that are currently available
Responsive Websites
Using our experience in web interfaces and UX we can ensure that your users have the best experience possible for their device of screen from small to large
Cloud Services
Whether its AWS or Heroku or something else we can deploy your website to a hosting platform or PaaS to your requirements and budget
Portfolio
Sites we've done. Let us do yours.
Playing With Fire
PHP, Wordpress
My Million To One
Bespoke Website
Pinpoint
Web Build, Consultancy
PlusNet
Web Build, Consulting
FranJacobs.com
Design, Bespoke Website & Shop, CMS
Acme Mobility
Website Design
About
When we're from. How we are.
2011-2012
Our Humble Beginnings
Clive took the leap from permanent employment to freelance & consulting. We were on our way.
2012
An Agency is Born
Got our big first clients as Whitemonkeysoftware - Orange/EE & mygreenbee.com.
2012 - 2014
Transition to Full Service
Many changes. We got FranJacobs.com & MMTO. Consulted for Plusnet.
2014 - 2015
Phase Two Expansion
A rebrand is underway, welcome to DistortedThinking.Agency - new clients Carphone Warehouse this time.
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Playing With Fire
We needed a blog for all the obscure stuff that we do.
This is a blog that discusses esoteric languages and functional programming helping to further the cause. This is a personal pet project. It is a simple wordpress blog that has been themed.
My Million To One was originally envisioned to be one time only subscription site - pay £1 and become a member with access to select offerings that were not available anywhere else. The £1 subscription would go towards funding a children's home in Africa. The idea was to raise £1,000,000, so get 1 million sign-ups.
Alana from My Million To One came to us after having used other developers. She was in the position of being nearly out of time and seriously over budget and was left with a site that was not fit for purpose. She had been seriously mis-advised by previously accessed designers and developers and was struggling to manage the project.
After several in-depth discussions and a code analysis performed by us, she decided that the CMS approach being used by her other developers wasn't going to give her the results that she wanted so we undertook a bespoke build based on a design that My Million To One provided.
This site was built for a writer friend of ours. It showcases all her work, including the ability to buy her books direct.
Fran already had a website, but she admitted that it was looking tired and dated. She wanted a new fresh look to accompany her fantasy novels and other writings, somewhere people could come for inspiration and information as well as to buy her novels.
After a while, Fran came back to us to create a blog in the same style and integrate it neatly and seamlessly within the theme of the site.
We are now tasked with all of frans advertising and design work.
Pinpoint is one of a new breed of sales aids used by the in-store sales teams all over the UK and the product is being sold to the US. The application allows store colleagues to select the right deal for the customer across all the available deals within the UK.
Date: March 2014
Client: Carphone Warehouse
Category: Web Build, Consultancy, PHP, Javascript
plusnet
Massive Corporate Rebrand
I joined plusnet as subcontractor to help them perform a rebrand, initially for the consumer market rebrand (pink site).
Once that went out into the wild, I was kept on to help them rebrand the business broadband site to the now used blue design.
